some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.