You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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