just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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