oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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