Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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