Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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