thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I've blown a few things in my day
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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