Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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