Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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