my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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