stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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