I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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