Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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