This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Never underestimate the power of titties
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