This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
40s are totally the cure
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
