Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I think my vagina is haunted
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
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i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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