No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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