I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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