Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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