no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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