It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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