JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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