This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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