Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
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By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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