Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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