honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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