new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?