White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.