I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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