so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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