I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
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He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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