Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
3 2 1 whiskey
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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