She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.