i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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