I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize