sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
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We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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