I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.