How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
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i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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