i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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