on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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