After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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