This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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