susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
