Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
How does one acquire holy water?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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