I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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