Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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