Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
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You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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