Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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