Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.