That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?