You can't special order awesome
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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