Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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